JPJ

I took the damn JPJ test today! *screams*

okayy, so this is basically what happened.

i woke up around 7 smthg then baru cam sedar that i have a test today, like OMG, haha. then when im still sleepy my mom told me she had (finally) caught the mouse in the computer room. *fyi, the reason i did not update my blog or online for quite some time is cause there is a freaking mouse in my computer room* so, i was like might be a good day.

then went for breakfast, kena marah pulak dgn my dad. adoyai -.- thank god azfar was there for me the whole time. da la nervous gle babi, william nye office tu plak x bukak lg eventhough da pukul 8. i thought cam bosan laa kan the whole thing nnt. but okla, ada yan. at least finally someone i know kan.

paid the remaining fees and naik van buruk william tu. aha, no offense. then smpai batu cave we were given this blue paper thingy and been told to sit. ok la. separate dgn yan sbb die group and number lain. so i was KUNING 007. aha, still ingat. then they asked the small digits to beratur. since i am somehow yg plg depan i kena marah. i still igt tht scary fat guy there cam repeatedly asking the same ques kenapa lambat. then there's this kid kat blakang i ckp la, tak tau. padahal the reason kteorg lbt is because william decided to bring all of us on a field trip. fun -.-

then have to wait some more to be called to do the road test. it didnt take some time la. somehow they randomly called out my number and i was kinda the first one. i was so scared, that i was shivering all the way to the car.

then got into that car. waited for the JPJ dude. he looks scary and asked me to start. ok lah start semua. da ar tetiba my mind went blank. like omg, nak buat pe next. oh yeah seat belt then wiper. i was trying to check the back wiper but doesnt know how and pressed smoething keluar some water dkat windshield dpan. that DUDE tgk jek . i dnt think he gave a damn pun. so start la jalan. i was so nervous that i decide to stay at gear 2 jek. not such a good idea. asyik kena marah jek ngn tht DUDE. he said "mcmana kamu bwk kereta ni dik, laju la sikit, tukar la gear" and i was like fineee. tukar gear inot 3 then 4. then somehow i nk slowdown kt traffic light, tukar gear * i told you kan i should stick to gear 2*my car agak terkena those bushes kat tepi jalan tu. and he shouted at me, then ckp "dik, kamu sedar x kamu bwk kereta ni cara bahaya" *haha, yea, i sedar. * then stopped kt traffic light. silau gle tht time that i thought its the red light, rupanya its the yellow light. kena marah lagi. "kenapa kamu stop, kan tgh lampu kuning tu" *oh ye ke? saya igtkan lampu merah tadi. saya stop la* then he made a remark yg agk pissed me off. "kenapa kamu kabut sgt ni?" i was like shut up asshole. time tu i was so pissed that i dont give a damn fail ke x. i just want to get back there. then asyik forgot to slow down kt bumps *because they were not actually visible, damn it* so the car was acting up la. he asked me again " kamu ni selesa ke bwk kereta mcm ni" , directly i said no . so then he asked wether i can come back here again. knowing that i failed, i was like " yelah saya datang blk". then signed some papers then keluar.

then there was this one guy frm william jgak. he was friendly at first. he tanya wether i pass ke x. i said fail kot. then i tgk la the paper tu. i was like. OMFG! I PASSED! alhamdulillah gle. i think that guy is a little bit sick in the head. he was laughing at me the whole time on my driving. he thinks its dangerous the way i drive, but yet he passed me. THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU! aha, azfar told me that maybe tht something is helping me . i told him there's a possibility he doesnt want to see my face ever again in his car. aha.

then waited for like hours i think at the same place. i was sweating like mad. then that guy frm william asked me nak pergi mana after this. cause his number is kinda after mine. so i was like x tau. cuba tanya sesape. then the next thing i know he's gone. tght ext dgn azfar skali dpt a text frm yan yg tgh tunggu kt area bukit that they have been calling my name for a few times da. i actually waited at the wrong place. ang that bugger kid, didnt even bother to tell me. he stole my turn. since i was "late" i have to wait longer for them to recall my name. waited some more, then its my turn. fyi, i hate bukit. either the engine died, x sampai the garisan, or over the garisan.

and i was like, please not the old kancil oh so many times. pap. old kancil. suprise suprise. then my first try, x sampai the garisan. try again. then i passed! he asked me to move foward. the kinda thing i hate the most. i usually fail. so i was like. okayy. press accelerator sampai 4, let go clutch bit by bit and turunkan handbrake. yay! i passed. then have to park somewhere then go get the results. then i have no idea where to go. so okay lah pak cik tu cm agk marah . *asyik kena marah jek -.-* he was like pergilah park dkat pondok tu. haha, chill pak cik.

somehow, my parking was perfect. except for masa nk keluar. i hate the freaking kancil. usually lepas tau when im using the new kancil. salah budget, and pap. jatuh the palang. damnn.

thts the end of it. or i could have passed! tension siot !

and now, i have to wait for few more weeks to redo the test, ugh -.-