Wednesday, February 25, 2009

line void

scene 1 : cashier room, 1230 -ish
aida and jafri was taking their float bag to start their day as a cashier. as usual, there would be a briefing frm the chief cashier.
kak jam : skrang line void kena pgl supervisor. sbb dah ada password. starting today
aida : biar betul kak kena ada password?
kak jam : betul, so kamu kena lah pgl supervisor.
aida : kalau que panjang pun kena pgl supervisor jgak ke?
jafri : *something bout yesterday's line void*
aida : saya nk berhenti lah kak mcm ni.
kak jam : pe kena mengena line void dgn kamu nk berhenti?
aida : saya dahckp dah hari tu, line void ada password saya nk berhenti.
jafri : let's go borders. at least they dont have to teach us about cashiering.
aida : ok let's.
scene 2 : cashier counter 1, around night-ish when there's no supervisor around.
*beep*beep*
aida : *mumbling* fucking scanner. scanned a book twice. that's just great.
calling the cashier room,
whoever : cashier room
aida : kak , saya nk line void , cashier 1 ni.
whoever : kejap eh, cuba kamu call 114 (paperback)
hangs up and dialled 114.
*toot*toot* no one is picking up the damn phone *toot*toot*
oh what the hell, pressed F9 and enter. redo the transaction.
abg faizul came few minutes after the crowd is gone due to the line void thingy.
abg faizul : mana line void tadi?
aida : saya dah buat blk. que da pjg.
abg faizul : kamu x boleh buat camtu, nnt kena marah.
aida : biar lah kena marah pun. saya dah nk berhenti da pun.
.. you see. this whole line-void-need-a-supervisor thing is just god damn stupid. and a whole load of bullshit. it will not only be troublesome for the cashiers, but also the supervisor.
way to go, you fucking headquarters.

Monday, February 23, 2009

damn parking

i failed my jpj test. AGAIN. shockingly its the damn parking.
i have no idea what the hell is wrong with me. it is damn obvious i suck when it comes to parking a car. that i had figure out. this time, i think my mistake was my car was straight. bt its at the right side. eep. thats the wrong side to be on. so i was like okayy, straighten the car and move to left. i did what i possibly think is possible la. but the damn jpj lady, maimunah or smthg was so freaking pissed im doing so. i was like, wth bitch. its my fucking jpj test, would you just fuck off until i actually finished doing so? anyway, i didnt even felt good today. im sick, go figure. the guy who drives the damn van made me sicker. i feel like throwing up the whole time. and with the lady yelling at me, it aint going to do me any good. soo, i was so frustrated i was like, oh fuck it. i know i somehow cant go out of the parking, might as well just fail. my leg was shivering the whole time, thats why i had some trouble letting go of the clutch. i was so pissed at myself, and the lady. i actually pressed accelerator and run down the 'palang'. might as well do some damage to the car right? so, yeah. thats thw whole story why i fail. and the lady was like. "kamu buat pe tadi? parking ke pe? rasanya kalau saya bagi kamu stgh jam pun x habis lg" . oh, fuck off bitch.
p.s. i wont park my car ever.

no monday blues

ok, first thing first,



MPH SALES JUST ENDED!!



i was so freaking happy when i saw the door was closed last sunday. seriously, i never felt happier (lying, of course.) i think what kak salwa said was right, feels like throwing all the books down on the floor. but then, next morning we would get screwed of course. haha! and since the sales was so damn good ( like rm106000 good) , vijay start giving away free chocolates. he is somehow the dark santa that is late and also cheap. i know im supposed to be thankful, but one bottle of cadbury aint enough for very hungry staffs. go figure. everyone was so happy, they get high. metaphorically of course. and i think i was the only one high that night. ( and also so blur ) but guess what? no more discounts for you freaking cimb credit card losers. haha, next time show your card before i scanned the mountains of books you gave me dumbo.



anywayy, i got two day off. today and tomorrow. day off or no day off im still busy as ever. this morning azfar actually woke me up at 8 am, cause i told him so. then i was like its ok. 5 more minutes. went down to take a hot shower, my mom was using the plug. ok, another 15 minutes to sleep. good. then my sister was yelling at me cause she's late. if im working i would also be late -.- so then meet azfar at the lobby there near zara. oh god, i missed him so much. i didnt see him for what, 2 days? and im acting as if i didnt see him for a year also. blame the lovey dovey mood im in. and please dont get sick or feel like throwing up. its mother nature :)



oh, btw he looked so good in that shirt he's wearing. oh idk, something about him just made me smile whenever i see him smiles :) then he took my hand and off we go to mcd. ( something im dying to do, and somewhere im dying to eat ) oh ya, he's wearing that couple ring he bought. i love that ring, and the fact that his wearing it shows that he's not scared to show people his taken. anyway, the egg in the mcmuffin was kinda gross cause the yellow egg has already turned green. well some parts of it. so yeah, didnt eat it that much . then we went to gsc , bought tickets to watch slumdog millionaire (that movie is worth watching twice) and then walked at the central park. my oh my. it had been a while since i last stepped my foot there. more than 7 years i think. so i just noticed that they dont have the pirate ship anymore. and its kinda dirty. i like the placed much better before. anyway, while waiting for our movie, we were walking aimlessly then somehow decided to play foosball. he beated me no doubt. duhh. i suck , i know. haha. bt it was fun.



then we were kinda late for our movie, cause of what again i cant remember. (short term memory lost, go figure.) but not that late la. we managed to see some of the advertisments, then i realised we were late. haha. ok, so as we were getting comfortable (mind you the details ;)) our LARGE popcorn fell from his lap. haha. that was some funny shit. i was like okayy, thank god we managed to save some. what a waste. sheesh. but anyway , the movie was nice, touching and all. but i loved it because i was watching it with him. lets just say, we did our "stuff" there, in the cinema. haha. i just want to state here that i love listening to his heart beating :) anyway, when the cinema ended, and the lights are on, the cleaner that is supposed to be cleaning the cinema was giving us the evil eye. DUH! there were popcorns everywhere. i'll be pissed myself. but i still think its funny. haha.
then, as we were otw to a&w to eat our kebab there, bummed into adib and ejai. ejai told me that spm results is coming out in two days. i was like wtf, then lost my appetitte alltogether. then actually i found out its on the 12th march. fuhh. how im going to the jason mraz if i have sucky results? you tell me.
then, kissed my goodbye with azfar dear :) , off to my tuition centre. did the N test and actually passed! shocking. now im at the last level. thank god. after that i have my extra driving class some more. my instructor was not vincent anymore. its mr yap . the instructor who got lost in ttdi. okay, all he do is talk. and talk. no wonder his name is mr yap. its for his yapping. but anyhow he's funny and a good instructor. but his stories just bore me to death.
anyway, wish me luck for my jpj tomorrow *screams*



Wednesday, February 18, 2009

sales

I hate MPH sales, its driving me crazy.
but i love you azfar :)

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

with love,

oh ya, i just left some very important detail.
im officially taken by ahmad azfar b. azhar on the 14.02.09.
thts why that day was the best date i had in months.
he kinda was there for me the whole time. especially the time i was crying every night. im glad he sticks around long enough to be mine. somehow, i felt more secure with him then any other guys i had been with. and his oh-so-charming smile makes my heart melts every time just by looking at it.
i know, for those who thinks i have been moving on too fast and he might be the rebound guy. i assures you, his not. and for the time. hey, its not my fault destiny plays its role in my life. all i know, i am somewhat happier, and i finally think i deserve to be treated the way he's treating me now , i love you sayang <3

JPJ

I took the damn JPJ test today! *screams*
okayy, so this is basically what happened.
i woke up around 7 smthg then baru cam sedar that i have a test today, like OMG, haha. then when im still sleepy my mom told me she had (finally) caught the mouse in the computer room. *fyi, the reason i did not update my blog or online for quite some time is cause there is a freaking mouse in my computer room* so, i was like might be a good day.
then went for breakfast, kena marah pulak dgn my dad. adoyai -.- thank god azfar was there for me the whole time. da la nervous gle babi, william nye office tu plak x bukak lg eventhough da pukul 8. i thought cam bosan laa kan the whole thing nnt. but okla, ada yan. at least finally someone i know kan.
paid the remaining fees and naik van buruk william tu. aha, no offense. then smpai batu cave we were given this blue paper thingy and been told to sit. ok la. separate dgn yan sbb die group and number lain. so i was KUNING 007. aha, still ingat. then they asked the small digits to beratur. since i am somehow yg plg depan i kena marah. i still igt tht scary fat guy there cam repeatedly asking the same ques kenapa lambat. then there's this kid kat blakang i ckp la, tak tau. padahal the reason kteorg lbt is because william decided to bring all of us on a field trip. fun -.-
then have to wait some more to be called to do the road test. it didnt take some time la. somehow they randomly called out my number and i was kinda the first one. i was so scared, that i was shivering all the way to the car.
then got into that car. waited for the JPJ dude. he looks scary and asked me to start. ok lah start semua. da ar tetiba my mind went blank. like omg, nak buat pe next. oh yeah seat belt then wiper. i was trying to check the back wiper but doesnt know how and pressed smoething keluar some water dkat windshield dpan. that DUDE tgk jek . i dnt think he gave a damn pun. so start la jalan. i was so nervous that i decide to stay at gear 2 jek. not such a good idea. asyik kena marah jek ngn tht DUDE. he said "mcmana kamu bwk kereta ni dik, laju la sikit, tukar la gear" and i was like fineee. tukar gear inot 3 then 4. then somehow i nk slowdown kt traffic light, tukar gear * i told you kan i should stick to gear 2*my car agak terkena those bushes kat tepi jalan tu. and he shouted at me, then ckp "dik, kamu sedar x kamu bwk kereta ni cara bahaya" *haha, yea, i sedar. * then stopped kt traffic light. silau gle tht time that i thought its the red light, rupanya its the yellow light. kena marah lagi. "kenapa kamu stop, kan tgh lampu kuning tu" *oh ye ke? saya igtkan lampu merah tadi. saya stop la* then he made a remark yg agk pissed me off. "kenapa kamu kabut sgt ni?" i was like shut up asshole. time tu i was so pissed that i dont give a damn fail ke x. i just want to get back there. then asyik forgot to slow down kt bumps *because they were not actually visible, damn it* so the car was acting up la. he asked me again " kamu ni selesa ke bwk kereta mcm ni" , directly i said no . so then he asked wether i can come back here again. knowing that i failed, i was like " yelah saya datang blk". then signed some papers then keluar.
then there was this one guy frm william jgak. he was friendly at first. he tanya wether i pass ke x. i said fail kot. then i tgk la the paper tu. i was like. OMFG! I PASSED! alhamdulillah gle. i think that guy is a little bit sick in the head. he was laughing at me the whole time on my driving. he thinks its dangerous the way i drive, but yet he passed me. THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU! aha, azfar told me that maybe tht something is helping me . i told him there's a possibility he doesnt want to see my face ever again in his car. aha.
then waited for like hours i think at the same place. i was sweating like mad. then that guy frm william asked me nak pergi mana after this. cause his number is kinda after mine. so i was like x tau. cuba tanya sesape. then the next thing i know he's gone. tght ext dgn azfar skali dpt a text frm yan yg tgh tunggu kt area bukit that they have been calling my name for a few times da. i actually waited at the wrong place. ang that bugger kid, didnt even bother to tell me. he stole my turn. since i was "late" i have to wait longer for them to recall my name. waited some more, then its my turn. fyi, i hate bukit. either the engine died, x sampai the garisan, or over the garisan.
and i was like, please not the old kancil oh so many times. pap. old kancil. suprise suprise. then my first try, x sampai the garisan. try again. then i passed! he asked me to move foward. the kinda thing i hate the most. i usually fail. so i was like. okayy. press accelerator sampai 4, let go clutch bit by bit and turunkan handbrake. yay! i passed. then have to park somewhere then go get the results. then i have no idea where to go. so okay lah pak cik tu cm agk marah . *asyik kena marah jek -.-* he was like pergilah park dkat pondok tu. haha, chill pak cik.
somehow, my parking was perfect. except for masa nk keluar. i hate the freaking kancil. usually lepas tau when im using the new kancil. salah budget, and pap. jatuh the palang. damnn.
thts the end of it. or i could have passed! tension siot !
and now, i have to wait for few more weeks to redo the test, ugh -.-

Thursday, February 12, 2009

your post has been deleted.

aaarghhh, bugger.
i actually wrote a freaking long post and somehow it got deleted.
ahhh shit. have no mood to retell the story. maybe some other day.
damn it -.-